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maxfuckingbemis:

pete wentz is such a fucking creep

  • “stood on my roof and tried to see you”
  • “oh don’t mind me i’m just watching you two from the closet”
  • “through the keyhole i watched you dress”

wtf

i’m calling the police


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    omfg I always thought he said “Oh don’t mind me I’m just watching Youtube in the closet.”
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