December 2011
goodbye wish me luck
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
natibelmania:
At school I feel like Ron Swanson.
ronswansonappreciationsociety:
real-funny-bro:
When I go to school:
When someone insults me:
When I see someone I hate:
When someone tries talking to me:
When someone is annoying me:
When someone tells me their problems:
But then when school is over:
Thanks for the submission!!
Joe Jonas haircuts..
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I wonder what Freddie Benson does when counting...
freak-thefreak-out:
“5! 4! 3! 2! …*pause*… HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
an hour before i can show my friends hot rod
lol all im gonna talk about is bills hair
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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I kinda wanna see war horse
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hadersgonnahade:
these shows on nickelodeon and disney where they’re all terrible at acting yet someone told them to sing too
if i see that post of "how to wear men's shirts"...
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
I'm watching this documentary about SNL
hi-im-paige:
And Jorma was talking about where Laser Cats came from.
Apparently he picked up his cat and pretended to shoot lasers at his wife who “did NOT appreciate that…”
I should not be this upset that he’s married.
omg jorma
your wife must be so sad omggggg
Do you guys realize what going to happen when we... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Driving in the car with the radio on, you just picked up your kids from school. “How was school?” “It was fine we-“ Then the radio starts playing oldies, and the your old favorite band comes on. “Oh my God, shut up I don’t care.” Then you start thinking about fangirling when you were a teen. You start to remember tumblr, and all the friends you made You slowly...
