February 2012
why am I still watching this
conanofallon:
they left out Leo’s Oscar chances from the in memoriam segment
and Harry Potter
vince-lasalle:
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
#swagg
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via 1612th)
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thebeckles:
they forgot Lil Sebastian in the in memorium montage
andrewisgayforjesse:
best sound mixing: the broken mic at the oscar’s
whenever natalie portmans name is said
damn natalie you a crazy chick
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maxfuckingbemis:
pete wentz is such a fucking creep
“stood on my roof and tried to see you”
“oh don’t mind me i’m just watching you two from the closet”
“through the keyhole i watched you dress”
wtf
i’m calling the police
thegirlwhowaitedx3:
herb welch should be on this list
poehlerizer:
what if maya just came running out and shoved oprah out the way
ALL THE AWARDS TO STEVE CARRELL
jimmyfallonshair:
omg that jimmy kimmel commercial
onlinehannah:
holes is my favorite movie because sam the onion man
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
HI ALEC I HEAR YOUR VOICE
conanofallon:
Martin Scorsese losing his category possibly just saved the Bridesmaids cast from potentially lethal alcohol poisoning.
look she remembered her glasses
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patrickhumps:
in the surprise twist of events brendon urie wins the oscar for largest forehead
hmm let’s add bill hader and nicolas cage to the competition
“It can be short, but still make your toes curl. And I like to think my grandma...”
– Maya Rudolph is my queen. (via alex-lately)
billhaderprofessionalliferuiner:
directiontoperfecti0n:
why hasn’t bill won an oscar yet
I have no idea… with a face like that, I mean come on people.
they should take all of bills stupid faces (which is like all of them), and put them on the awards so it’s like oh you won a chipmunk bill or you won a bill on cocaine. i mean i would pay for that
omyperiod:
THOSE FLYING BOOKS ARE GONNA WIN
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
most beautiful people award goes to the...
ha they said stefon
my queens
That reaction that they just showed is like when...